Ack! I marked this quote from War of the Worlds and I didn't remember to put it in my post!
I absolutely LOVE this!
"I got food-- sour, hard, and moldy, but quite eatable-- in a baker's shop here."
Cracked me up.
Here's something else that cracked me up-- Highland Hunk Fantasy
Please note, this is a review of some romance stuff, so I'd call it R-3 ish.