(Yeah, I know. It's Tuesday night. It's been one of those weeks.)
"Furniture Drive for Homeless Launched"
"Researchers call murder a threat to public health"
"Tribal council to hold June meeting in June"
"Man admits killing violated probation"
"Animal unit seeks rabbit witnesses"
"Jail's $34-million price tag doesn't include cell doors"
"Genuine fake eelskin"
"8 bagels for $1.49 (limit 3)"
"9-volt smoke alarm with silencer"
"NEED Plain Clothes Security. Must have shop lifting experience."
And finally: (I love this one)
"NEED BABYSITTER at my home, bring own lunch and dinner. Stay until I get home. 6:15 am until whenever. No overtime pay."
Now I may be crazy... but as a MOM that sounds a LOT like MY job description!!
:D:D
Where do you find these? They are funny, Britt.
ReplyDeleteJay Leno's Headlines, of course.
ReplyDeleteI'm soooo going to miss that segment.
(I have a book of them from the 80's)