That's it. This has gone too far.
I overlooked the idea of
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!
and Jane Slayre
and whatever the other one was...
But Little Vampire Women? Seriously.
ENOUGH I say. E-FREAKING-NOUGH.
Okay, getting off my soapbox and ending the tantrum....
(Though I must admit feeling slightly intrigued and amused by the idea of --
Could just be me, though.)