Since I'm not. Like, AT ALL.
Pregnancy does weird things to me. :P
I've gotten all "domestic". It's freaky. Which is why it's appropriate to post all about it in October. Scariness and all that.
For instance, I did THIS:
Here's the before:
See the terrifying green bears?
Something had to be done. I bought a sewing machine. I bought fabric. This is extremely out of character. Sewing machines take out restraining orders against me. I really have no business owning one. :P
And this is only the tip of the ice berg.... I'll post more.... Stay tuned...